MacArthur Park
Richard’s girlfriend, Brit, highest maintenance of all, demands birthday cake. A strawberry...
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Category: Food
Millionaire Next Door
Jane, a blogger on the frugality lifestyle, publishes new post. On how to make your leftovers last...
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Pot-tay-to Po-tah-to
Thomas, Senior Class most senior science nerd, is making a comeback. After last year’s Rube...
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I Got the Juice
With measles spreading, Ed is convinced of a new conspiracy hunch: The government of Iceland is...
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Nuts About Soccer
Pam and Judy (sans big booty) are rival moms. Not just any kind. Rival soccer moms. It started...
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Sundae Funday
Dairy Queen sundaes were George’s favorite as an innocent boy. But his innocence was disrupted by...
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When Worlds Collide
Dana hates the sun and only comes out at night. Vampire, if you will. She loves to dance in the...
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Hot Cross Breadsticks
Drake joyfully sings “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” and drinks cup of blood. His fang teeth...
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Master Cleanse
T minus 1 month, Neil is marrying the love of his life, Nicole. His once athletic physique has...
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Proverb Predicaments (Part 3)
Harry’s low back hurts from trying to sweep the park clean with a new broom. But he can’t go to...
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N 2 Deep Dish (Back to the Hotel)
Richard, an old school Oprah fan, night audits at The Omni Hotel. (The all-suite Omni Hotel...
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Lean Mean Grill Abandoning Machine (Part 2)
But Lucy can’t stay away from garage sales. She bargain shops down low. Saturday morning, she...
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