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Jane, a blogger on
the frugality lifestyle,
publishes new post.
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On how to make your
leftovers last at least ten
whole days in a row!
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Powers off laptop
and heads out for a workout.
Not at the gym though.
.
She's too cheap, I mean
frugal, for a membership
or workout sneakers.
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So, she parkours in
the park across the street, sans
protection for feet.
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Her skill level is
basic, but she has drive. This
workout must be free!
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Her amateur moves
cause bystanders to cringe, but
“It's no cost!” Jane yells.
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Her grand finale
stretch brings a jungle gym and
mature Douglas Fir.
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Not the tree. There is
an old man named Douglas Fir
sitting on a bench.
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But Jane never has
to wonder how she is to
bound over Douglas.
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Because as she jumps
off jungle gym, her bare feet
are shock absorption.
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Francois got kicked out
of fashion design school for
pilfering fabric.
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He can't help himself
around herringbone pattern!
But he doesn't fret.
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He was recently
met with lush inheritance
from Grandpa Morgan.
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He no longer HAS
to work but needs something to
supplement habits.
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He has designer
taste on a healthy, yet not
abundant, budget.
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To honor his late
grandfather, of the butcher
trade, he gets same job.
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At the neighborhood
meat market. Sporting
Christian Louboutin.
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Red bottoms and a
Gucci smock. He slays outfit
(and the daily meats).
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Walking home from work
one day, he notices an
atrocious eye sore.
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A creeper wearing
black orthopedic shoes and
80s knee-high socks.
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Brad, bored with online
games, ventures into public
socialization.
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And joins a card game
meetup. He happily totes
deck of Uno cards.
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But he arrives to
a rough group of rogue members
of Gamblers Anon.
.
These hardcore mother
f*ckers are high stakes and are
playing to win big.
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Unfamiliar
with Uno, they fumble. Brad
goes in for Reverse.
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He hits jackpot and
almost gets hit upside head
in ensuing brawl.
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Clearly, the Anon
group is not working, nor is
this foul card meetup.
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He finds a board game
club. Next scheduled meeting is
a Clue themed party.
.
This new motley crew
turns out to be a board game
kinky role play club.
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And what is your favorite board game? Mine is Scattergories!

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Thomas, Senior Class
most senior science nerd, is
making a comeback.
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After last year's Rube
Goldberg loss to Todd, he must
defeat nemesis.
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His plan: invent a
time machine! Prevent future's
worse catastrophes!
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Version 1.0
is a knockoff of the Flux
Capacitor. Rad!
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Except Thomas runs
into problems procuring
the plutonium.
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Legally, that is.
And too many issues with
crazy terrorists.
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Version 2.0
scraps the Flux Capacitor.
A new prototype.
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It's a cool machine
but instead of time travel,
it coughs up a spud.
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Creating a fresh
potato out of thin air.
Needs a few more tweaks.
.
Instagram stories
reveal Todd is working on
a time machine too!
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The pressure is on.
Thomas must turn his tater
maker around fast!
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Amy and Dan, both
only children who never
learned how to share stuff.
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Discover maybe
they should have dated more than
three months before vows.
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But being “later
in age” and most of their peer
group already wed.
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Left them both feeling
desperate and needy. They
cling to each other.
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But that ‘no sharing’
thing escalates fast, starting
after honeymoon.
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They split restaurant
and grocery tabs. Speaking
of food, things get worse.
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Dan has been eating
Amy’s cereal. She thought
he liked to eat eggs!
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She retaliates
by buying Cap’n Crunch. It
tears up his whole mouth.
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Dan's rooftop so raw,
he surrenders and eats eggs
for breakfast again.
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Part 2
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Bernice, a seasoned
time-traveling maid, mistypes
critical number.
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On the instrument
panel of her chrome and beige
time travel vacuum.
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And ends up at the
vacuum store the year of the
illegal spice ring.
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She lands on the curb
outside of Larry’s, I mean
Nicks, vacuum storefront.
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Having an acute
sense of smell, she picks up on
the saffron spice scents.
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Nick was plugging a
load at the employee back
entrance. Went inside.
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Curious, Bernice
inspects the spice “mules.” Gathers
courage, goes inside.
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All the while, humming
“Mellow Yellow” (quite rightly)
and sniffing saffron.
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Paranoid, Nick hears
something in the back room. Gun
drawn, opens the door.
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Only to see that
Bernice has organized and
cleaned the whole back room!
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The saffron? Neatly
organized into bricks, shaped
for the vacuum mules. .
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Part 1
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Black market saffron
with Iranian spice lords.
Bougie souk status.
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He formulates plan
to make it look clean. In the
most literal sense.
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Larry, the vacuum
cleaner store owner has an
open job posting.
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Nick expertly takes
over accounting and hides
deceit perfectly.
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Larry catches sight
of the financials and thinks
he’s raking it in.
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Because Larry does
not realize the books are
cooked, he thinks he’s rich.
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And takes his wife, Jan,
on cruise to Bermuda. Yes,
the triangle place.
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Not surprisingly,
they are never seen again.
Nick takes over store.
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📸 @knabbler Rhyme inspired by recent work of: @

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Rhyme inspired by recent work of: @a_bunch.of.words
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Jamming to Katy
Perry on her AirPods at
the bus stop, Carrie.
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Never mind that she
is hairy, totally in
love with her, Barry.
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Entranced by hair, blonde
strawberry, totally in
love with her, Jerry.
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Stranger convos she's
wary, so finds the bus stop
boys ordinary.
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But they have their own
necessary agendas:
a wifey, Carrie.
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Barry abuses
apothecary career.
Makes potion, cherry.
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Love potion flavored
cherry. He shall mix it in
a cocktail, sherry.
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Jerry, head clerk at
library, has novel plan.
Vocabulary.
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He writes a poem
on stationary. His prose
extraordinary!
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Both plans to win love,
scary, (to say the least). But
the lure of Carrie…
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Potion test first on
itinerary, Barry’s
try: a canary.
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With measles spreading,
Ed is convinced of a new
conspiracy hunch:
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The government of
Iceland is out to destroy
the United States.
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Ed builds a shelter
underground, stocking up for
years with essentials.
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Jack, a local food
supplier, has shady past.
Still dabbles in shade.
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He sells off the scarce
shipments on the side, money
straight to his pocket.
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Jack gets a load of
“Pork with Juices.” This shit is
more gourmet than SPAM.
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Is it even canned
pork if the label doesn’t
declare “with juices?”
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Jack was Ed's plug for
the last conspiracy canned
food shelter stock-up.
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They strike a new deal
and arrange to meet. But Bob
wants in on that pig. .
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📸: @ralphwalin

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Strangers on the bus.
Each day, in a city of
millions of people.
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All locked in their own
schedule, city runs like
a well-oiled machine.
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How quaint though, that with
all the buzz, the same people
see the same people.
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Every freakin’ day.
Until something changes. Like,
Jill getting new job.
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She now takes route 3
to commute. She likes the side
facing seat. Less germs.
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Or so she thinks. James
also prefers sideways due
to motion sickness.
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So now here they are
most days of the week, facing
each other. No words.
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But James wants words. Jill
is cute. Curiosity
piqued. But too timid.
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Then, the day comes. He
steps up and decides to strike
up conversation.
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If she's single, he'll
ask for a coffee house date.
His courage kicks in.
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He sings “SexyBack”
as he spit shines his black shoes,
prepping for work day.
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Then, an intense and
literal pain in the ass,
brings him to his knees.
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He rushes to the
ER. Hemorrhoidectomy
of the urgent kind.
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Kara lacks common
sense but makes up for it in
determination.
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She is hell-bent on
getting a job and growing
her savings account.
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Wants to retire
early and travel distant
lands (also sleep in).
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She applies for a
nursery position. Aw,
caring for babies.
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She rigorously
brushes up on nursery
rhymes. Vocals on key.
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Except, when she shows
up, it’s a plant nursery.
She sings anyway.
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They love her voice so
much that she is hired on the
spot, despite no skills.
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Kara’s first task is
to plant bulbs. She buries light-
bulbs in the garden.
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Ed, the janitor,
notices the depleted
bulb inventory.
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Busted. Kara is
released from her position.
On way home, she sings.
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Fed up with baby
songs, she goes in another
direction. Baker.
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Mr. Clarke (spelled the
British way) was public school’s
best shop class teacher.
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His aggressive style
instilled fear in student’s brains.
They obeyed his word.
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It was for their own
good. Obedience went hand
in hand with safety.
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In 21 years,
there was only one blood-based
safety incident.
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Then came the new tech
revolution. The schools changed
their curriculum.
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Antiquated shop
class was cut in favor of
app development.
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Mr. Clark prevailed
from his obsolete job and
landed a new gig.
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Furniture maker.
Custom made shit. Sales soared and
major coin was made.
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With the extra cash,
he treated himself to a
pair of Aldo shoes.
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But before he could
show them off, a new kid came
to the block. A Swede.
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IKEA. Despite
his delight at cheap meatballs,
he hated the store.
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Pam and Judy (sans
big booty) are rival moms.
Not just any kind.
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Rival soccer moms.
It started outside the field-
rival baking blogs.
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Then, it escalates
to PTA president
election. Pam wins.
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Judy seeks revenge
by having her tech geek son
employ hacking skills.
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He hacks programing
in Pam’s mini-van’s TV.
Now, forced to converse.
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Pam can’t handle the
family interaction.
Both moms displace craze.
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On the soccer field.
Driving son’s opposing teams
to win at all costs.
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Zeke, the ref, has a
fetish for aggressive and
married soccer moms.
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Amber’s card- declined.
Macy’s associate tries
again. No. Nope. Not.
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Up to her eyeballs
in debt, Amber somberly
strolls out of Macy’s.
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She plots a heist to
shoplift the stroller for the
twin’s baby shower.
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Surveillance is key.
She learns security guard’s
shifts. Inside intel.
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She befriended a
disgruntled Clinique counter
clerk who spilled it all.
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Including a work-
around for anti-theft tags.
Amber is equipped.
.
(With knowledge and free
moisturizer samples.) Time
for execution.
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Peter wakes up at
6am. Long day ahead.
Starts his morning brew.
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Coffee percolates
as he plots his next victim
(serial killer).
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As always, he dumps
the grinds in the sink’s garbage
disposal. Not good.
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(He also grinds his
casualties there.) With a
groan, motor burns out.
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Apparently, he
doesn’t know not to put bones
and grinds in those blades.
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Upset that this fix
will disturb his rigid plans,
He calls a plumber.
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Cooper is old school
and sports exposed crack. Peter
just wants him to leave.
.
Delivery men
are his targets and FedEx
should roll around soon.
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📸: @jennybienemann *Attention* For anyone in t

📸: @jennybienemann *Attention* For anyone in the Chicagoland area on Friday, November 15th, @jennybienemann is hosting the "Local Honey Haiku Milieu" show at Friendly Tap from 7:30-10pm. Come see 3-4 minute original haikus performed, including the one I wrote for this post! I will be there in spirit. Good luck with the show @jennybienemann!
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She doesn’t get the
OSHA job. Nose to the grind,
job search continues.
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During this time, she
develops an addiction
to daytime TV.
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Especially Judge
Judy. Now her job search is
centered on one thing.
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Not interfering
with the Judge’s noon timeslot.
What’s a girl to do?
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Observant, she spies
neighborhood kids that are picked
up by a school bus.
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Promptly at 7
in the morning. Then, dropped back
off at 3:30.
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Score! She applies for
a bus driver job. Sadly,
no help is needed.
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For school buses, that
is. They do need a driver
for another bus.
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The correctional
community service rounds
bus with the inmates.
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Being homeless, he
enjoyed the simple life but
yearned for convenience.
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One day, while digging
through the trash, he found a phone
cord. (Ah, landline days.)
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He smiled. Now he can
order pizza instead of
digging for a slice.
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He spent the next 10
years in search of discarded
landline telephone.
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No phone to be found.
But he does end up with a
collection of cords.
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But today is his
day. There is a rotary
phone in a trash can.
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Next to an estate
sale. Esther’s mint green phone will
be perfect for calls.
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One minor problem-
he needs telephone service.
But Herman is smart.
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He builds a complex
infrastructure of phone cords
to pirate service.
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From the Whole Foods next
door to his dome tent near the
riverwalk bike path.
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She wears her newly
white with gold screen-printed wife
beater to the club.
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And attracts a lot
of actual wife beaters.
They seem nice at first.
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As they charm her with
their sociopath ways. But
then the rage begins.
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Narrowly dodging
a fist, she escapes. But she
can’t escape one thing.
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A huge hangover
the next morning. She decides
best cure is Big Mac.
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Foregoing shower
or wardrobe change, she embarks,
her stomach rumbling.
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Kimo, the local
mailman, is a former book
store proprietor.
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Amazon and their
Kindle contraptions ran him
into bankruptcy.
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Now, his nemesis
is back to haunt him. His life’s
their bitch, once again.
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The USPS
contract with Amazon is
ruining his life.
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The extra work takes
away from his side hustle
of selling mangoes.
.
His stand is next to
the hot chicks selling honey-
locally farmed shit.
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Now, he must work late.
And on Sunday’s too! Rage is
hot and surfacing...
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